A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas. 

He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich”.

 The Madam was astonished.. She said, “OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal?”

 The trucker replied, “Listen, sweetie … I ain’t horny… I’m homesick!”