My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and we kept staring at a drunk lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, “Do you know her?”
I sighed, ”Yes, she’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up all those years ago. I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
My wife laughed and replied, “Nah! You’re pulling my leg! No one could go on celebrating that long!”