My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and we kept staring at a drunk lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, “Do you know her?”

 I sighed,  ”Yes, she’s my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to drinking right after we split up all those years ago.  I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

My wife laughed and replied, “Nah! You’re pulling my leg! No one could go on celebrating that long!”