Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those very expensive double-pane energy efficient kind and today, believe it or not, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo!……Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.  So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year, which was that “In ONE YEAR all these windows will pay for themselves!”  

So, “Helllooooo?” I told him, “It’s been a year!”  There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.  He never called back.  

I bet he felt like an idiot.