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Newfoundland Jokes

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Top 10 Reasons to be from Newfoundland

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  1. You think Canadian alcohol tasts watered down
  2. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
  3. You experience all four seasons in the same day
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  • The work day is about two hours long

You know you're from Newfoundland when...

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  1. You accidentally call your car a boat
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